The Rumors Are True

Stepping out with her new man and wearing the shirt to prove - Jon Jon showing he is the Big "Daddy" Kane for real.

We can see the Spears family now:

Anytime Minutes

"LOS ANGELES (AP) - Former NBA player Isaiah Rider was jailed Saturday for investigation of auto theft, police said. The 37-year-old Rider was driving a car that failed to stop at an intersection about 2:30 a.m. in the city's Skid Row district, Officer Norma Eisenman said."

I remember when this fool got arrested back in the mid-90's for having a cell phone with a chip - And for those that don't remember before the wonderful world of anytime minutes cell phone companies used to charge over a dollar a minute and even more when you were roaming, which basically meant almost everywhere.

So I attribute Isaiah's theft to being another great prediction - "Anytime gas for cars". You can drive unlimited miles to anyone in your 5 or nights and weekends when you party the most is unlimited. See Isaiah's just ahead of the game anyway more of the story here:
Ex-NBAer arrested for investigation of auto theft

Only In America

Wal-Mart loses trademark on smiley face

Greg sez, "In its claims for trademark infringement against an online parodist, Wal-Mart claimed that it had trademark rights in the ubiquitous yellow smiley face. Not only did Wal-Mart lose its case, the judge held it had no rights in the smiley face mark. The smiley face has been liberated!"

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Killer too obese for jail? 5:28

Nancy Grace investigates the case of a morbidly obese woman charged with the murder of a small boy.

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Teen shoots himself to prove gang ties

"A Brownsburg teen allegedly shot himself four times to prove to friends and an ex-girlfriend that he had gang ties. Booso later recanted and admitted that the gun shot wounds were self-inflicted and from a single shot air BB gun that he had purchased earlier in the evening."

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Ear-for-Ear Justice for Statue Vandal?

The angry mayor of Easter Island said Thursday he wished the Finnish tourist accused of chipping an earlobe off an ancient Moai could have his ear clipped off as "justice" for damaging one of the world-famous statues.

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Throwback - Where are they now?

Da Band - with a name like that you have to know you're doomed from the start -hint -hint "Day 26". Anyway lets take a stroll down memory lane and look at "Da Band". Preceded by O-Town and followed by Danity Kane and then Day 26 we are showing that reality tv is having its worthless effect on the world of music and no one is safe. From the video below we can see 5 different sounds / songs on one track - a cluster Fu@k of music and it seemed like no stylist was present with Babs Acid Wash Mom Jeans & go for broke hair do!

Sarah Stokes had the most talent & sex appeal of the group - but being married and having 3 kids is not my idea of sexy and is why she failed... along with her frequent refrigerator raids. She is still putting music out and it sounds pretty good but as with anything - its who you know and her window of opportunity has come and gone - but she still has some good stuff. We listened to the first track with T. Pain and the second "Free" and they are definitely re-playable - check out: Sarah Stokes MySpace

Babs - Her & Ness were labeled by Puff as the Bonnie & Clyde of Hip Hop - but after Jay-Z & Bey put out their song I guess these two have been hiding in the Honey Comb Hideout. Her flow is still good and a lot free'er then those terrible Bad Boy Hook Lyrics. So there is still hope and hey they got a recent job opening I saw on Craigslist for Terror Squads Remmy Ma's Job. Check her out here a listen to a few tracks: Babs Bunny MySpace

Elliot Ness - not much can be found on him - My guess is that he got off the tour bus when they made a burger stop and went to the bathroom and the bus kept rolling not missing him. We did find one link which then had a link to his website only to hit a dead end or dead website. Elliot Ness

Chopper AKA Young City - From the boys name the words lack of originality spew. Being there was already a rapper out there with the name he still tried to push it and the same is with his lyrics and sound. Music is supposed to grow and mature but here the only thing that grows from listening is the pain in my ears. With lyrics from his Bad Boys Days "We gonna get but bucked ball naked" what else can you expect. Chopper Young City Website

Fred - We found a clip of fred on youtube and he was spouting off about guns and blah blah blah and then he kicked some of his 90's style lyrics with a raspy voice sounding like he had a tick tack logged in the back of his throat. Fred On YouTube

Dylan - uuummmmm Booty! Dylan should have known his and the groups fate from the video when his only appearance the was 10 second cameo at the end when Puff yelled his name. He is still trying to push his style on us but his flow is more like that drip you hear coming from the bathroom sink at 2 A.M. - Annoying. Though we do thank Dylan for that one hell of a Chapelle Show Skit: Dylan MySpace

Here is an extra bone from the season - the Female Scarface as puffy called her - Mysterious Burke - You don't remember her rapping about hot dogs? Anyway here is her MySpace and a track with her and Jigga.

Mysterious

Balling your way to the top

So what were these two Danity Kane members before they were Puffy's flavor of the month group - well Dawn Richards was a HoneyBee Dancer for the New Orleans Hornets & Shannon Bex was a daner for the Portland Trailblazers. Shannon also tried out for the old show Fame & was a runner up which I guess gives Puff the starting members for Making the Band 5 - He can round up all the old American Idol Singers and make a Mega Super Group that will cause the world to crumble to its knees. Was this the only song they taught her? Anyway poor Shannon has a under bite from hell... It sometimes looks like her whole head is going to swallow itself.

Super Hero Movie

Finally I think they have gone back to making a funny spoof movie - or at least it looks like they did from the trailer. Following the same formula that made Scary Movie funny they seem to be sticking to the plot of just one movie - Spider man - (Scary Movie's plot followed Scream closely). Check out the clip - 15 sec. into was the best part to us - spoofing the upside down kiss.

Good, Bad & Ugly

The Good - Camellia Belle - When a Stranger Calls

Mary Kate - Where is she headed the playground?

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Soul Brother

"Barry"... "Barry" obviously that wasn't putting the fear of God to those on the court so he pulled a Lou Al Cender Abdulla Jabar

Como Dice Lost?

Dirt Ma Girt on the loose!

Our Soul Brother Number One finally decided to chase some tale into the Bison Round-up. We found Waldo kicking it with the uber A sexual uber drunkard Michelle Diesel herself. Here are the pics to prove it.

Do you wanna ride in my Mercedes Boy?

Trimming Da Fat

In case you missed it tonight here is the web stream of the full episode of the reunion show. Pretty much the show centered around Coral and Katie. The show had all the cast members from the Rookies but only about 6 Vets - maybe some got real jobs finally - or maybe they are away filming their next challenge. The best part was the hook-up clip to see who found love but they didn't show you during the season - one surprise was big Easy who got caught with his pants down found a little bacon from Miss Piggy. You will also find out what couples are still together and which ones are kaput - FYI Johanna & West are no more - finally that Peruvian rum has wore off or as Kenny said she finally paid her light bills and turned on the lights in the house to see how ugly the dude was. Paula Walnuts looks like she has been eating all of Corals meals - Coral looks like boobs on a stick. Muff diver Evelyn seemed bitter throughout the show maybe because the money was going to go towards her sex change. All and all this show gets a C. The only thing that saved it was a few exchanges between Coral & Evelyn, Big Easy & Evelyn and the extras clip :

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1583769&vid=219163

Chester Cheetah-licious

This saddens me as I liked Kourtney but these two look like Wet Seal was having a 2 For Special plus %25 Off with your Wet Seal Card. I'm waiting for the Boliqua to drive up with the fury wheel and hit the horn that goes like the beginning of this J-Lo Video and for them to to jump in:



And in other news it appears their brother is now dating former WWE wrestler Chyna Doll. Even that big ass bag can't make Cloe's Amazon Ass look small or normal size. Maybe they should switch shoes - hell after all that crying he did when his Taco Stand Mamma left town maybe they should just trade clothes and wigs too.

The Pimp Hand Is Strong In That One

For those that missed this - Chris Matthews from MSNBC went on Ellen last week and busted a move or two but from the video it looked like he took a couple pages out of the Bishop Don Juan's Pimp hand book - Only in America can white man get away with dancing like that, cop a feel and then push the woman down... Enjoy...

Ellen's follow up to the clip the next day

Big Butts & Smiles

Sinceer from Flavor of Love 3 may have Sade's forehead but she also got something she aint got...

Honey Bunz

I don't even think 15 minutes of fame should be used as a term anymore - we should just stick to the phrase "Milking It". Just cause your momma loves everything you do don't mean the rest of us are or are going to want to buy it. With that being said here is Charm School Saaphyri's winner pushing some Chap Stick... P.S. I got something that you can put on dem lips -

Bison Round-Up

For those who missed the past two Bison Round-Ups by our very own Walmart "Telia Tequila" Greeter Jon Jon well then here you go... and what's up with you hanging with all these dudes that be flexin?

Tool Belt

Ok I really don't watch The Hillz because honestly its gotten quite boring. At least on Laguna Beach you had Katty Cat fights with such great issues as "Lauren Stealing Steven" or "Lauren Stealing Jason" or even better yet when the New Blonde Bimbo Casey said the other girl Alex. M had hygiene problems - referring to her tainted smelling lower region. But the Cherry on top of why The Hillz is weak are the 2 Tools F.a.r.bie & B.e.n (Fake Ass Real BarBIE & Buster Every Night). Honestly I can't tell if she is pulling the Janet / Michael thing and gonna have surgery until you can't tell them apart. Then he just looks like he hates Black People. I tried to imagine if I was a CD in his Radio Rahim Boom Box what would I sound like ... well here: